"Who Wants to Be A Millionaire"

A skit written by TriviaqueenII

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Ralph on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire


Regis Philbin: Alright Mr. Kramden, you have $100
would you like to try for $200??
Ralph: I'm forging ahead Regis !!!!
Regis: Alright. Here's your question for $200.
Ralph: Get the bag.
Regis: Who was the composer of Swanee River? Was it: a-Ed Norton,b-Stephen Foster,c-Stephen King,or
d-Mel Torme??
Ralph: haminahaminahamina..I'd like to use a life line. I'd like to call Angelina Manicotti at 323 Chauncey St.
Regis: Alright, our "friends" at AT&T (#)^^$$#####* will get her on the line.
Ralph: Hello Mrs. Manicotti, who was the composer of Swanee River???????
Mrs. Manicotti: I give up!!!
Mr. Manicotti: Hey Angelina, get offa the phone and getta my supper!!!!!
Mrs. Manicotti: click!!!!!!
Regis: Well, Mr. Kramden?????
Ralph: haminahaminahamina Ed Norton????????
Regis: You're confident?????
Ralph: haminahaminahamina
Regis: Is that your final answer?????
Ralph: Yes sir.
Regis: Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Kramden. The answer is Stephen Foster.
Alice: Didn't I tell ya????
Alice's mother: You should have seen the expression on your face when you missed it !!!!
Ralph: BANG, ZOOM!!!!!!!!


By TriviaQueen2