"Ralph & Norton on Jeopardy"

A skit by Mrs.Stevens

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Here's my dream of the boys on Jeopardy:


Alex Trebek: "Well, we have three fine contestants today. First we have George, a professional pool player, hello George."
George: "HEEEEEEEEE, HEEEEEEEEE"
Alex: "Next we have Edward L. Norton, engineer. What kind of an engineer are you, Mr. Norton?"
Norton: "Subterranium engineer, I work in the sewer !!"
Alex: "And finally, our bus driver from Brooklyn, Mr. Ralph Kramden."
Ralph: "Hamina, hamina, hamina......"
Alex:"Did you say something Mr. Kramden?"
Norton:"That's just his way of remaining calm and cool!"
Alex: "OK, on to the categories. We have Famous Dancers, Famous Composers, Chefs, 3D Television, Noisy Neighbors and Assorted Relatives. Now Mr. Kramden, please make the first pick."
Ralph: "I'll take Popular Songs."
Alex: "That's not one of the categories."
George: "HEEEEEEEEE, HEEEEEEEEE"
Ralph: "How about if I twist you into a bookend?"
George: "I don't even like bookends."
Alex: "Now, now, Mr. Kramden, let's get on with it."
Ralph: "Sorry Alex, I'll take Assorted Relatvies for $100.00"
Alex: For $100, what is your wife's sister's husband's name?"
Ralph: "Hamina, hamina, Stanley Saxon?"
Alex: "Is that your final answer?"
Ralph:" What is this Who Wants to be a Millionaire? Of course that's my final answer."
Alex: "You have the correct answer. Boy, you certainly know your assorted relatives."
Ralph: "Well, I don't like to brag. And may I say that that's a lovely jacket you're wearing, Alex."
Alex: "Mr. Kramden, are you trying to influence me?"
Ralph: "No, I would never start any trouble."
Norton: "Trouble's his middle name."
Ralph: "OK, Norton, put 'em up, put 'em up."
George: "But gee fellas, I thought we were gonna play Jeopardy."
Ralph:"You keep out of this."
Alex: "Since two of our contestants are fighting, that makes George our winner. And guess what you've won?"
George: "What?"
Alex: "Forty million dollars."
George: I'm rich, I'm rich, Harvey did you hear that?"
Alex: "Who's Harvey?"
George: "Wouldn't you like to know????"


By Mrs. Stevens