Ralph gets a killer toothache the night before he's supposed to appear in a commercial for a candy bar.

Ralph cons Alice's sister's fiance into eloping when he gets World Series tickets for the day of the wedding.

This expanded version of "Finger Man" finds Ralph, a neighborhood hero for having helped capture a killer, tabbed to run for office by a couple of crooked politicians.

A retitled remake of the 1953 skit

The boys are left to fend for themselves when Ralph's advice to Norton oh how to handle Trixie causes a blowup between the Norton's and the Kramdens.

Ralph and Alice's return appearance on a national TV quiz show is threatened when Alice's sister is rushed to the maternity ward.

The Karmdens and Nortons buy a hotel in New Jersey that supposed to border a new highway.

Ralph and Norton compose a song that actually makes in to the radio. ("That's My Love Song To You")

A feud erupts between Ralph and Norton over a TV set Norton wins at a movie theater raffle.

Ralph is promoted to assistant cashier to the assistant cashier, but then fears he will lose his job after he accidentlly locks the company safe before putting the day's receipts inside.

When Alice won't give Ralph the money he needs to go to the Raccoon convention in Chicago, he arranges to have her hypnotized.

Alice thinks Ralph is running around with other woman when all he's trying to do is get an old school chum a date.

Norton thinks Ralph's going to commit suicide after a bus company psychiatrist tells Ralph he has to break off his friendship with Norton.

Ralph makes himself out to be a former star athlete to impress a neighborhood boy who idolizes him.

Ralph arranges a fake heist after Alice thinks a watch he bought for the boss's daughter is her birthday present.

Ralph intervenes in a fight between Norton and Trixie, only to learn that the fight started over him.

The Kramden adopt a baby girl and name her Ralphina.

Ralph asks his boss for a raise at the inappropriate moment because he thinks it's "in the stars."

The Kramdens and Nortons leave Bensonhurst to share an apartment in Flushing.

A "fattened up" version of "Ralph's Diet" in which Ralph has to drop eight pounds in order to pass a bus company physical.

Ralph decides to redecorate the apartment with rent money he's withholding from the landlord.

Ralph and Norton, and Alice and Trixie, team up for an amateur talent show at a local theater.

Ralph and Norton try to wear out the wives after Alice and Trixie insist that their husbands spend more time with them.